grilledcheese4evr:

petalpunx:

stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love

This is the most important thing I have ever read.

(via whyhaley)

autumnraining:

CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:

“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”

IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE

(via bloooooooosky)

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

(via bloooooooosky)

a discussion on sexual orientation
me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualizes women, when school and the government sexualizes women. But the second a woman is in control and sexualizes herself willingly it’s wrong and disgusting.

(via bloooooooosky)

I believe that
your soul

and
my soul

are
very

old friends.

Mandeq Ahmed, “Mates” (via masoeuretmoi)

(via apodyopsis-girl)

adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”
this whole article is gold

adriofthedead:

theonion:

Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty

“It’s not fair to me, and it’s not fair to other men like me,” he continued. “Having to live with society’s expectations that I accept women just the way they are takes an enormous toll.”

this whole article is gold

(via bloooooooosky)

carqo:

feel free to come rub my back and play with my hair

(via gnarly)

(via whyhaley)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

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jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

(via bloooooooosky)

sextnoise:

squidward cleaning your blog

sextnoise:

squidward cleaning your blog

(via gnarly)

maybeiamwater:

dominospizzadelivery:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

better idea: when its asleep, tie a piece of string around it. now you have a pet bee on a string to protect you

Best idea: leave the fucking bees alone.

(via bloooooooosky)

peaceful-moon:

i love this

(via apodyopsis-girl)

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

(via gnarly)

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