This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you
For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.
YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!
guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins
REBLOGGING FOR THE LAST POST
Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
you ask the real questions
when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven
OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF
It’s called a washing machine
i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes
this post is a fucking train wreck