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vinegod:

who made this chicken 🐓 by Chip Hoch

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petrichoriousparalian:

goldenheartedrose:

This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.

Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on

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drowninginyoursmile:

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.

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grumpypup:

do you ever have those friends you just REALLY FUCKING appreciate. like god DAMN i really fucking apprecIATE YOU. thank you for fucking existing. thanks for fucking finding me worthy of you. i usually words like frick but you just make me go FUCK. FUck fuck thank you

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vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

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When people give Elsa crap for being “too sexy” for Disney

sokkycakes:

rosiedoll:

nipahdubs:

winchester101:

fantasylandstation:

giantchicken:

itswhereimmeanttogo:

It’s like,

have

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you

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seen

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what

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Disney

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has

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done

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before?

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For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

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YOU ARE MISSING THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE …!

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yo

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guys i think Jessica Rabbit wins image

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REBLOGGING FOR THE LAST POST

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Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.

peeta-mybreadboy:

chrispine-trees:

do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise

you ask the real questions

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thegirldetective:

beyonceforbreakfast:

mallomallo:

gloomyteens:

gloomyteens:

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

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OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

It’s called a washing machine

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

this post is a fucking train wreck

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ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

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